Archive for April, 2008

the new obscene phone call

Posted in calls, obscene on April 24, 2008 by sarafist

“–stalking me. All he want to do is get his raggedy face in my juicy pussy. Thank you for using text to landline.”

That’s what I heard in one of those creepy TTS voices when I just answered the desk phone, haha.


well if you’d told me it was black, I would have known it was yours immediately!

Posted in calls, stupidity on April 19, 2008 by sarafist

Caller: I left my charger plugged in in Room 200 when I checked out today. Do you still have it?
Me: I’m sure we do, what kind of charger is it?
Caller: Black.
Me: Umm, what brand?
Caller: It’s a Cricket Motorola.
Me: Okay well, there are several Motorola chargers here in our Lost & Found box; you can come take a look at them, and see which is yours.
Caller: You don’t have a black charger?
Me: 99.9% of the chargers turned in are black, ma’am.
Caller: Oh.

She never came in for it, either.

repeating yourself isn’t going to make them appear on my guestlist

Posted in calls, irrational on April 17, 2008 by sarafist

Caller: I’d like to speak with the Jones family; they’re checked in there.
Me: Just a moment, ma’am, while I check my guestlist. [pause] I’m sorry, but the Joneses appear to have checked out.
Caller, slowly: I’d like to speak to the Joneses.
Me: I’m sorry, ma’am, but as I said, they appear to have checked out; there’s no one staying here by that name.
Caller, after another pause, and with deadly calm: I’d like to speak to your supervisor.
Me: I’m sorry, but he’s not here at the moment. If he were here though, he wouldn’t be able to connect you to the Joneses either, ma’am, because they’re not staying here.
Caller: Fuck you! [hangs up]

I told the MOD about this call the next day, giggling the whole time. She told me she was glad that I was laughing, because she would have been “pissed beyond belief at that shit.”