Archive for December, 2008

not part of my job description

Posted in obscene, phone calls on December 28, 2008 by sarafist
Schatzi: Thank you for calling lol-iday inn, how can I help you?
Caller: Um. Can you talk to me while I’m naked?
Schatzi: I’m sorry, no. Thank you for calling!

single biggest pet peeve

Posted in irrational, peeves, stupidity on December 14, 2008 by sarafist
When someone asks, “Are they pretty clean rooms?” or some variation thereof.
No, they’re filthy. We actually don’t clean them.
And even if that were the case, why would we tell you that?